Audibly Offensive

Just keep an eye on the blocks around the :20 mark.

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For your viewing pleasure.

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This week, Swafford makes good on a bet. It’ll probably be the last one he ever makes with Lemke.

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(Sorry this is a few days late. I’ve been sick. Appologies to all.)

It was another weekend of dramatic turns and surprising wins. In fact, it shouldn’t have happened as it did. It shouldn’t have been than an American golfer known more for his monumental losses and a rag tag group of Ryder Cup rookies [...]

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I know that Pat and I give a lot of hell to ESPN, but we also acknowledge that it is filled with extremely talented and worthwhile sports fans/writers/analyst. This is one such case. Wright Thompson is senior sports writer for ESPN.com and ESPN The Magazine and he wrote the single best piece I’ve read so [...]

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It’s the first edition of The Frenzy. This week, Lemke and Swafford discuss which running backs are poised to have huge weeks in the NFL (Swafford even makes a bold prediction).
Send all questions for next week to pat@audiblyoffensive.com

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This just in… Jay Cutler is the NFL’s luckiest SOB… and DeSean Jackson is the dumbest. The Red Sox and Rays are neck and neck coming down the home stretch and the Brewers make a late-season change. Ohio State was crushed Saturday night and 22 MLB teams outscored Auburn’s football team Saturday. The Tigers’ offense [...]

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Living in the South, you tend to get in discussions as to which college football teams have the most obnoxious fans. I’m reminded of a story that my friend Chris Dickey told me.

Chris D is a die-hard Alabama fan. Far from obnoxious, though. He’s the kind of smart fan that can hold a football conversation [...]

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It’s official boys and girls. Life as we know it will end 734 days from now.
Shaquille O’Neal announced Thursday that he would retire in 735 days, theoretically when his contract expires after the 2010 season. Here’s what’s funny… if he does this, we may be seeing a basketball version of Favregate. Here’s why?
Do the math, [...]

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Tom Brady has fallen and he can’t get up, Brett Favre lives to sling another day and the Bears finally upset the Colts… two years too late. Don’t forget how Federer got his groove back while Serena pulled a Venus to win the US Open. Jimmie Johnson makes sure that Kyle Busch and Carl Edwards [...]

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(Cory Forgeron)

Welcome to the second installment of One More Round, where myself Cory Forgeron and Mitch Ciccarelli will discuss topics you, the readers want to know about.
This month, we’ll look into the top five reasons you should watch Mixed Martial Arts, or MMA. With little hesitation, lets jump on into our list.

Mitch: Well one of [...]

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MMA lost a legend yesterday.
Former Ultimate Fighting Championship middleweight titleholder Evan Tanner was found dead near Palo Verde, Calif. on Monday. He was 37 years old. His management team at DFS Agency confirmed his death to MMAWeekly.com.
Tanner had trekked into the desert on a journey to “cleanse” himself, according to Douglas Vincitorio of DFS. “He [...]

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