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The Evil Empire prevails again. The hideous black and white logo looming again over the playoffs. No, not the Yankees, the San Antonio Spurs. The Spurs put the Suns to rest last night ending the series with a 92-87 win in San Antonio. Phoenix’s Boris Diaw had another big game off the bench adding [...]

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Can someone explain how one of the best pitchers in the game, a Cy Young winner, a modern marvel, goes from signing the mother of all free agent pitcher contracts to a glorified lefty-to-lefty specialist in the bullpen?
The San Francisco Giants announced this week that Barry Zito, their seven-year, $126 million investment, was taking [...]

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In one of the most surprising NBA playoffs, the Atlanta Falcons have now tied up their series with the Boston Celtics 2-2 after defeating them 97-92. Joe Johnson scored 35 points,20 in the fourth quarter, and Josh Smith added 28 points and seven blocks for Atlanta.
Ray Allen led Boston with 21 points and KG [...]

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Future Hall of Famer Barry Bonds-er-Roger Clemmens is back in hot water again after new allegations have him and former country music star and perennial arrestee Mindy McCready having a ten year long romantic affair. Not that this is shocking news to anyone in the sports world. A professional athelete having an extra-martial affair? [...]

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It’s the NFL Draft edition, baby.

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1:33p.m.: Swafford here. Checking in from work. Yeah, it sucks doing a draft diary from an office instead of my own couch, but these are the breaks. Miami’s already locked up Michigan OT Jake Long in the first round, but when [...]

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AO presents:
The first annual AO NFL Draft Diary!
Join me as we view the first round of the NFL Draft and talk about what idiots some NFL Executives are.
That’s tomorrow… on AudiblyOffensive.com.
*The AO NFL Draft Diary is sponsored by http:www.electricdemon.com/smf *

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The “cursed” Red Sox jersey that was buried into the cement of the foundation of the new Yankee’s stadium by a Boston faithful construction worker was sold today for $175,100 dollars on ebay. So…like a lunch break pay for Derek Jeter.  The winning buyer was Kevin Meehan of Mendon, Mass who placed the 232nd [...]

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Kobe Bryant decided to put on a free clinic against Denver last night. Much different than the free clinic Kobe had to VISIT in Denver years before. Bryant put up 49 points against the listless Nuggets going on a 19 point spree in just over four minutes in the fourth quarter. This puts the [...]

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Bouncer in the greater Dallas/Fort Worth area have reason to panic today as PacMan Jones is back in action. The Tennessee Titans finally agreed to a deal with the Cowboys to send the troubled defensive star to Big D for terms that still haven’t been released.
This comes at the end of a year and [...]

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The Flyers and the Capitals finished up their game 7 series in the NHL playoffs with Philadelphia coming back to win 3-2 in overtime with a power play goal by Joffery Lupul. (ed-Wasn’t that the butler on Fresh Prince?)
The win came after the Flyers had blown a 3-1 series lead allowing Alex [...]

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So far in the 2008 NBA Playoffs we have seen every second game go to the winner of the first. Cleveland and Utah pulled away on Monday both teams going 2-0 versus Washington and Houston respectively. And Tuesday showed us more of the same as New Orleans defeated Dallas 127-103, Orlando took down Toronto in [...]

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