Audibly Offensive

It’s a beautiful campus. It’s pristine, tucked away, just slightly excluded from the rest of the world around it. The stately buildings are monuments to some of the best educational standards in the country, fantastic sports complexes that are meant to inspire those around and impose from those coming in from afar. This is State [...]

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  Beware the Ides of March. No, not another George Clooney movie where the afore mention actor plays himself — playing a man running for President of the United States, but the middle of one of sports greatest months. The phrase “Ides of March” dates back to Shakespeare’s “Julius Caesar,” in which the famed Roman [...]

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This week, the guys tackle the racists tactics of some ESPN writers (and run over the jokes that everyone else missed about Jeremy Lin), breakdown the AL East since we’re six weeks away from Opening Day, and Patrick wins round one of a new segment!

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With Alabama’s Mark Ingram winning the 75th Heisman Trophy, it marks the first time a Crimson Tide player has won college football’s highest honor. For a program that is known for producing names like Starr, Namath, Stabler, Alexander and countless others, including Brodie Croyle, it’s sort of shocking that it’s taken 75 different Heisman trophies [...]

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Note: While I know there are A LOT of Alabama fans that are not like this, I am talking about the “stereotypical” ‘Bama fan here. Any threats should be sent to chris@audiblyoffensive.com Dear Alabama Fan, Yes, I do realize that your precious team is 3-0. So are countless others in college football, including a few [...]

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Swafford makes the long overdue return to talk college and pro football.

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Hirings, firings, trades, drunken murder and bankruptcy… all we need now is a honeybaked ham and we have a weekend with the Kennedys. WELCOME TO THE SWAFFORD AND LEMKE SHOW!!

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Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | More Video Clips Best March Madness video ever. Hope you got your bracketts all filled out people! We will be here with a new show next week highlight all the round 1 and 2 games and letting you know how we fared. Send us your emails with your final [...]

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As we close out another college football season, Swafford and Lemke look back on the year that was and talk about the season’s biggest highlights.

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God bless Will Forte and SNL for ONE decent skit out of the latest show. I think this appropriately sums up how just about everyone outside of the big ten (SUUUUUUUUUUCKS) feels. (Song starts about 1 minute 25 seconds into the video.) -Lemke

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Damn you Tebow….Damn You.

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