Audibly Offensive

When you’re away for some two months because of moving, new jobs and a variety of other distractions…. boredom sets in and Chris starts coming up with spoofs of Tiger Woods commercials. That said, we’re back for the long haul… and with a new NBA analyst.

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As the final horn sounded to end the 2009 NBA Finals, Chris and Pat took to the air to discuss that, the Stanley Cup Finals and some of the happenings in baseball. It’s a big show this week.

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Lemke returns from his extended vacation with a startling revelation and the guys deliver the most emotional rant in the show’s history this week.

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Hirings, firings, trades, drunken murder and bankruptcy… all we need now is a honeybaked ham and we have a weekend with the Kennedys. WELCOME TO THE SWAFFORD AND LEMKE SHOW!!

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Best March Madness video ever. Hope you got your bracketts all filled out people! We will be here with a new show next week highlight all the round 1 and 2 games and letting you know how we fared. Send us your emails with your final [...]

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It’s official boys and girls. Life as we know it will end 734 days from now.
Shaquille O’Neal announced Thursday that he would retire in 735 days, theoretically when his contract expires after the 2010 season. Here’s what’s funny… if he does this, we may be seeing a basketball version of Favregate. Here’s why?
Do the math, [...]

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All we can do is just sit here and watch money and greed wash away decades of tradition and a city’s pride. All we’re allowed to do is sit ringside to witness the rape and execution of everything that was once good in sports.
Thank you, Clay Bennett.
Thank you for being the standup American citizen that [...]

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There’s no use ignoring them. Unfortunately, the comparisons are there.
With the men’s basketball gold medal sealed and delivered, it’s becoming harder and harder to go without hearing someone try and put this version of Team America on the same pedestal as the legendary “Dream Team” from the 1992 Games in Barcelona.
Let me end the debate [...]

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The final bell has tolled for the Seattle Supersonics as a last minute deal from the new owners and the city have reached an agreement. What does this mean? Kevin Durant better like eating Tex-Mex food and get used to crappy coffee.
A judge ruled for Clay Bennett and the rest of the Sonic’s owner to [...]

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I’m back for another Draft Blog. You know the drill. Keep refreshing for new stuff.
(All times are CDT)
6:40 – The Chicago Bulls select Derrick Rose, Memphis. Not a stupid move here at all, but Beasley would have been a more solid pick for them. Miami’s up.
6:43 – If the Heat don’t go Beasley here… this [...]

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(AP Photo) – The Portland Trail Blazers are one of three teams that made a huge trade the night before the NBA Draft.
With Thursday’s NBA Draft less than 24 hours away, the Indiana Pacers made a blockbuster deal that sent their only marketable name, forward Jermaine O’Neal, to Toronto for guard T.J Ford, and the [...]

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(Photo by Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES — In a situation like the one the Los Angeles Lakers are facing, a line from Metallica’s “No Leaf Clover” says it all.
“And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train coming your way.”
Yes, barring the nastiest [...]

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