Audibly Offensive

“From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit do I respect you!” -Anchorman Welcome to the new world, LeBron James. We have sunshine, double rainbows, a moonbounce, the special kind of Kool-aid that only really tastes good when you were a kid because it’s really [...]

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  Beware the Ides of March. No, not another George Clooney movie where the afore mention actor plays himself — playing a man running for President of the United States, but the middle of one of sports greatest months. The phrase “Ides of March” dates back to Shakespeare’s “Julius Caesar,” in which the famed Roman [...]

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This week, the guys tackle the racists tactics of some ESPN writers (and run over the jokes that everyone else missed about Jeremy Lin), breakdown the AL East since we’re six weeks away from Opening Day, and Patrick wins round one of a new segment!

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When you’re away for some two months because of moving, new jobs and a variety of other distractions…. boredom sets in and Chris starts coming up with spoofs of Tiger Woods commercials. That said, we’re back for the long haul… and with a new NBA analyst.

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As the final horn sounded to end the 2009 NBA Finals, Chris and Pat took to the air to discuss that, the Stanley Cup Finals and some of the happenings in baseball. It’s a big show this week.

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Lemke returns from his extended vacation with a startling revelation and the guys deliver the most emotional rant in the show’s history this week.

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Hirings, firings, trades, drunken murder and bankruptcy… all we need now is a honeybaked ham and we have a weekend with the Kennedys. WELCOME TO THE SWAFFORD AND LEMKE SHOW!!

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Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | More Video Clips Best March Madness video ever. Hope you got your bracketts all filled out people! We will be here with a new show next week highlight all the round 1 and 2 games and letting you know how we fared. Send us your emails with your final [...]

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It’s official boys and girls. Life as we know it will end 734 days from now. Shaquille O’Neal announced Thursday that he would retire in 735 days, theoretically when his contract expires after the 2010 season. Here’s what’s funny… if he does this, we may be seeing a basketball version of Favregate. Here’s why? Do [...]

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All we can do is just sit here and watch money and greed wash away decades of tradition and a city’s pride. All we’re allowed to do is sit ringside to witness the rape and execution of everything that was once good in sports. Thank you, Clay Bennett. Thank you for being the standup American [...]

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There’s no use ignoring them. Unfortunately, the comparisons are there. With the men’s basketball gold medal sealed and delivered, it’s becoming harder and harder to go without hearing someone try and put this version of Team America on the same pedestal as the legendary “Dream Team” from the 1992 Games in Barcelona. Let me end [...]

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