Audibly Offensive

It’s a beautiful campus. It’s pristine, tucked away, just slightly excluded from the rest of the world around it. The stately buildings are monuments to some of the best educational standards in the country, fantastic sports complexes that are meant to inspire those around and impose from those coming in from afar. This is State [...]

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“From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit do I respect you!” -Anchorman Welcome to the new world, LeBron James. We have sunshine, double rainbows, a moonbounce, the special kind of Kool-aid that only really tastes good when you were a kid because it’s really [...]

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Peyton Manning is no longer an Indianapolis Colt. Gonna let that one sink in for just a bit. I know it’s easy to compare this to other big names who had their identity tied into a team, such as Joe Montana playing as a Chief, Jerry Rice as a Raider, Bret Favre as a Jet/Viking, [...]

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It’s that special time of year filled with conjecture, projections, and poking Mel Kiper’s hair with a stick to see if it’s an evil alien symbiote. Short answer, yes it is. Long answer, it only became evil after merging with Kiper. The draft also holds significance for Audibly Offensive because its where Patrick Swafford and [...]

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Coming this week, we break down Saturday’s college football games, discuss the bad starts of the Cowboys and Vikings…. and Lemke has to close this week’s show…. because Swafford can’t stop laughing…

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Recently I was able to catch an underrated movie on cable TV, For Love of the Game. It wasn’t the first time that I had seen the film, but it had definitely been awhile or at least long enough to be nostalgic about watching anything starring Kevin Costner. Sorry buddy, you are still on the [...]

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When you’re away for some two months because of moving, new jobs and a variety of other distractions…. boredom sets in and Chris starts coming up with spoofs of Tiger Woods commercials. That said, we’re back for the long haul… and with a new NBA analyst.

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I wish I could tell you what it means to me to be able to say that the New Orleans Saints are in the Super Bowl. Honestly I think I have thrown out four or five different drafts of this column just trying to explain the magnitude of what that statement entails for me personally [...]

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As the final horn sounded to end the 2009 NBA Finals, Chris and Pat took to the air to discuss that, the Stanley Cup Finals and some of the happenings in baseball. It’s a big show this week.

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Lemke returns from his extended vacation with a startling revelation and the guys deliver the most emotional rant in the show’s history this week.

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