Audibly Offensive

Over the past few seasons, the National Basketball Association has, for one week, celebrated Latin and Hispanic heritage with Noche Latina, the NBA’s tribute to the contributions that Latin players and the Latin community have on the game of basketball. I am 100% fine with that. I love it. I’m the guy screaming to the [...]

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Okay, before you all go “angry mob” on me, let me get one thing straight first: I am not a LeBron James fan. I find the guy to be the second most disingenuous “athlete” on the planet behind Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I still think the way he left Cleveland was the biggest dick move [...]

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So here’s a great idea. Let’s take a sport that predates the existence of the modern Olympic Games themselves and remove it from the Olympic program. That won’t piss off too many people, right? In case you missed today’s shocking news, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) voted in a secret ballot today to remove wrestling [...]

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The word “elite” gets thrown around more than necessary in the world of NFL quarterbacks. Just who is at the top of the mountain when it comes to the most important (and highest paid) position in the most popular game in our country? There’s really not a definitive answer to that. Not because there’s no [...]

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  Can someone explain to me the qualifications for immortality? Earlier this week on a drive to work, I was flipping through some of the lesser sports stations on XM Radio and came across a show called “Down The Stretch,” a horse racing show. Normally, I would have skipped by this show in record time, [...]

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With the recent success that we have seen at Audibly Offensive Radio, I thought I’d take a few minutes before we record this week’s show to get some things off my chest. They’re all positive, I promise. Let me start off by saying one thing. If you’re reading this, we would not be where we [...]

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Really? Really. The Manning-less Colts looked exactly how we expected. Really. Cam Newton broke records that no one expected. Really? Really. Pat still hasn’t missed a college football prediction this season. REALLY? SERIOUSLY??

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After week one of college football, we look back 0n our predictions.

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This week, it’s all about the football. From the Hall of Fame to preseason talk to the countdown to college football (25 days as of Sunday)… Todd and Pat discuss all of it, including the Big East and ACC previews.

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There is no greater moment in sports than the walk-off. Bottom of the ninth, down by one with a runner on and someone blasts one into the nosebleed seats. If you’re a Red Sox fan, visions of Bucky (expletive deleted) Dent and Aaron (expletive deleted) Boone come flashing back to you like the thoughts of [...]

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Coming this week, we break down Saturday’s college football games, discuss the bad starts of the Cowboys and Vikings…. and Lemke has to close this week’s show…. because Swafford can’t stop laughing…

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In a new feature starting this week, AudiblyOffensive’s Patrick Swafford takes a look at a topic near and dear to his heart, Jacksonville State’s dramatic double OT upset over Ole Miss.

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