Audibly Offensive

In a new feature starting this week, AudiblyOffensive’s Patrick Swafford takes a look at a topic near and dear to his heart, Jacksonville State’s dramatic double OT upset over Ole Miss.

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When Randy Couture meets James Toney in the co-main event later this month at UFC 118, he may be fighting the most important fight of his career.
What’s scary is that, despite all of Couture’s title fights and his amazing career at his age, a fight against a man making his mixed martial arts debut could [...]

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With Sunday’s big game quickly approaching, nearly everyone in America is planning their own version of a massive Super Bowl party. Let’s face it. It’s the ultimate guy’s day. It’s not just a football game, it’s a spectacle. It’s a world-wide phenomenon that gets broadcast to countries that don’t even give a damn about the [...]

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As the football world descends on Miami for Super Bowl XLIV, there are 30 teams that are already planning their off-season acquisitions and their draft plans.
For one quarterback, he’s planning his re-ascension to the top of the NFL’s food chain just a year and change removed from a stint in prison.
For Michael Vick, it’s not [...]

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Wednesday afternoon brought news that Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner could announce his retirement during a press conference scheduled for Friday.
While a lot of other blogs and sports news sites have already lamented his great career and his unbelievable ride through the football landscape, I’m not.
I’m not here to bury him, I’m here to praise [...]

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With Alabama’s Mark Ingram winning the 75th Heisman Trophy, it marks the first time a Crimson Tide player has won college football’s highest honor. For a program that is known for producing names like Starr, Namath, Stabler, Alexander and countless others, including Brodie Croyle, it’s sort of shocking that it’s taken 75 different Heisman trophies [...]

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The Double Standard…

It’s the one thing in life (and in sports) that drives me up the wall.

For anyone to take the approach that “it’s okay for me to do something, but not you” makes me want to slap the Hell out someone.

Jesse Jackson’s guilty of it. It’s perfectly fine for him have infidelity issues, but [...]

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Note: While I know there are A LOT of Alabama fans that are not like this, I am talking about the “stereotypical” ‘Bama fan here. Any threats should be sent to chris@audiblyoffensive.com

Dear Alabama Fan,
Yes, I do realize that your precious team is 3-0. So are countless others in college football, including a few inside your [...]

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Editors Note: Sorry for the absence over the last few months. I’m back for good now. Thanks for being patient with me.
With the NHL season dropping the puck tonight, a lot of questions loom as the Pittsburgh Penguins get set to defend the greatest trophy in sports, The Stanley Cup.
While I could talk about all [...]

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Swafford makes the long overdue return to talk college and pro football.

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As the final horn sounded to end the 2009 NBA Finals, Chris and Pat took to the air to discuss that, the Stanley Cup Finals and some of the happenings in baseball. It’s a big show this week.

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Lemke returns from his extended vacation with a startling revelation and the guys deliver the most emotional rant in the show’s history this week.

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