Audibly Offensive

Each year, the staff of Audibly Offensive cast our own ballots to determine our version of the Heisman Trophy. In each of the past three seasons, we’ve gotten it right. Can we make it three in a row? Join Pat, Lundy, Todd and special guest Christa Turner for this week’s award ceremony.

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Due to circumstances beyond our control, this week’s Audibly Offensive Radio is cancelled… probably because the entire recording is screwed beyond all recognition and I can’t fix it… and the three of us don’t have a chance to record another show until next week. Sorry….

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To celebrate the third anniversary of Audibly Offensive, Chris Lemke and Patrick Swafford break down the first round of the NFL draft the only way we know how. Will St. Louis pick Oklahoma QB Sam Bradford first, or will something remarkable happen? Also, will Raiders owner Al Davis do something so stupid that even Chris’ [...]

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Sadly, this is one of the last images we have of Jamie McMurray in the 26 car. Silly Season is a strange animal. Generally it starts once the checkered flag drops at Homestead and ends once Daytona begins. Sometimes if someone’s been extra whiny (i.e. Jeremy Mayfield at Penske or Evernham) it begins before season’s [...]

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As the 00′s wind down, we look back on the last 10 years and discuss the best moments. Happy New Year.

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First off, as a Pittsburgh fan and married to a Pittsburgh native…I’m very excited to see the Steelers in their 7th Superbowl. Note of interest, if Pittsburgh wins, they will be the winningest football team in the NFL ever with 6 Super Bowl wins. That said, if you want to actually break down the game [...]

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God bless Will Forte and SNL for ONE decent skit out of the latest show. I think this appropriately sums up how just about everyone outside of the big ten (SUUUUUUUUUUCKS) feels. (Song starts about 1 minute 25 seconds into the video.) -Lemke

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Damn you Tebow….Damn You.

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Due to some unforseen issues in life, Chris and Pat are taking this week off. We appologize and promise that next week’s show will be unforgettable.

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AUBURN, Ala.,— The millions of cheers you hear coming from the Plains of Auburn are the fans that couldn’t be any more thrilled with the news. October 8, 2008—The day Auburn fired Tony Franklin as offensive coordinator. What’s more disturbing is how those millions of Auburn fans, myself included, got it all wrong this time. [...]

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